For Girls
1. Best ass- There is something about a girl's round firm ass that cannot be matched. Although there are many in this category, I would say the top (for me) is Misty May. I'd like to bounce a quarter off of that ass.
2. Best stomachs- I was an athlete for many years of my life. So for me, a sexy stomach on a woman is one that is ripped and rippled (although love handles can be quite sexy). And since I am staying in the present (sorry, Britney) I will go with Sarah Jessica Parker.
3. Best legs- We can thank this woman for introducing javelin into many households this summer. Watching her long legs run down the field to throw that stick kept many men (and women) glued to the screen. I bet most of these people couldn't even tell you what place she ended up in. This one is for my boyfriend and my blogging friend, Mnwhr. Leryn Franco. Enjoy
4. Best chest- Personally, I like small, perky tits instead of massive round ones. Also, fake chests do nothing for me. So, I hate to say it, but I can't think of a celebrity that has a real chest that isn't massive (or incredibly small). So, I will just go with the popular vote by most and say Beyoncé.
5. Best lips- You all want me to put Angelina Jolié, I know it. But I wont. I can't. Instead, it will be Adriana Lima. Big, but not too big (that's what she said).
For Men
6. Best shoulders- It's hard to believe this is the same guy from Fresh Prince, but my, has Will Smith grown up. There are many things I like about his body, but we can stick with the shoulders for now.
7. Best abs- Like many women, I used to fantasize about this man all the time. Why did I stop fantasizing about him, I hear you ask? Because I heard him speak. But I can't deny that David Beckham has an amazing stomach. (And I really hope there isn't a sock in those briefs!)
8. Best ass- Believe it or not, but the award goes to Barack Obama. I know, the picture is kind of a tease, but lets just say that his ass is more protected than the holy grail. Like the old proverb says "you might hate the man's politics, but you can't hate the ass."
9. Best arms- Lebron James. And I love that they are covered in tattoos. It makes him look so bad-ass. And the basketball skills kind of help.
10. Best eyes- Eyes say a lot about a person. And Justin Timberlake's eyes say "I want to dirty things to you tonight". That pretty much gives him the best eyes award. That, and I couldn't think of any green-eyed men.
I am sure I am going to get a swarm of comments about people that I have overlooked. So, lets hear it. What would you have put?
4 comments:
Love your selections, although i'm one of those who would have pushed for Angelina in the lips category.
I have no problem with your selections (although I'd vote for Angelina like Manwhore would), just for the categories. Why no men's lips or women's eyes? Also, are shoulders and arms necessarily separate categories? I would probably combine them into one and choose another category.
Mnwhr- I know, and they are beautiful, it's just that I tend to think once everyone else finds something out, it isn't as valuable anymore.
Sabina- I would have had a really hard time to do best lips for men... who would you have put? I was trying to make the categories different for men and women, just to spice it up. Yea, I'm sure that shoulders and arms could have gone together, but I couldn't have cut out Lebron or Will!!!
What about a category for the sexiest and most unique facial feature? Adrien Brody's nose distracts me in every movie - all I can think about is sex. And Joaquin Phoenix's lip is mesmerizing.
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